tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46392322517668890662011-04-21T16:19:12.801-07:00Booger Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08267870748301685781noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4639232251766889066.post-42176871929115705512008-09-29T11:09:00.000-07:002008-09-29T11:15:21.527-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jRzLEUYW3KE/SOEbMUWJsxI/AAAAAAAAAAM/9btnHJlreDs/s1600-h/1271030869.img.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jRzLEUYW3KE/SOEbMUWJsxI/AAAAAAAAAAM/9btnHJlreDs/s400/1271030869.img.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251508538924708626" border="0" /></a><br /><p><span style="font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;">Women</span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Yes = No </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">No = Yes </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Maybe = No </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">We need = I want </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">We need to talk. = I need to complain. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">You're certainly attentive t.. Is sex all you ever think about? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">This kitchen is so inc.. I want a new house. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead} </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.</span></span> </p><p><br /><span style="font-size:100%;color:#0000ff;">Men</span></p><p><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'm tired. = I'm tired. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">What's wr.. I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">What's wr.. What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">What's wr.. I guess sex tonight is out of the question. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I love you. = Let's have sex now. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home!</span></span></p><span style="font-size:130%;">PS:Ghici c e in poza>:)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4639232251766889066-4217687192911570551?l=coolboogerblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Booger Bloghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08267870748301685781noreply@blogger.com0